Most people coming to Vancouver get absolutely fleeced on hotels. They see a picture of a mountain from a window, hand over $600 a night, and end up sleeping in a room that hasn’t been renovated since the 2010 Olympics. I’m tired of seeing it happen. I don’t work for a tourism board, and I’m definitely not getting a commission from these places—I just spend way too much time in hotel lobbies and bars because my apartment is tiny and I like nice linens. The “Castle” is a trap (and other things I’m not supposed to say) Let’s talk about…