You are planning a road trip in Ireland. You have seen the photos. Green cliffs. Sheep on the road. A pint in a pub that looks older than your country. Here is the problem. Most itineraries you find online are garbage. They are written by people who spent four days here and think driving from Dublin to Dingle is a quick morning jaunt. It is not. This is the straight talk version. No fluff. Just the actual drive times, the roads that will make you want to abandon your rental car in a bog, and the one route that actually…